By Zeus, it's great being Achilles.
Yep, you are awesome.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome would you say I was?
Hmmm... not sure about that, little buddy.
There's my BFF.
You guys are disgusting.
Not sure why Heracles got to be a god after he died. What about me?
Hey buddy, I did 12 labors, and a whole bunch of other nearly impossible things on top of that.
Yeah, well I was the greatest warrior of the Trojan War.
How great could you be? You got taken out by a little arrow in the heel.
Again, because I should have been made totally immortal.
Sorry about that, son! I could've sworn I dipped you all the way in the River Styx.
You know I love you, Moms.
Nobody made me impervious to harm. That's the wussy way out. Did you know I once took down Troy practically all by myself?
Well, I wish you'd been more thorough. Then I never would've died at that stink hole.
No one was begging you to come!
Looking forward to tonight!
Neoptolemus and I are coming by for dinner... remember?
Your son! I never should have married you
How could you resist me? I looked amazing disguised as a woman in the court of your father.
It's so messed up that you don't let us live with you.
I told you... I've got major PTSD from the war. Totally need my space.
It's been thousands of years!!!
What can I say? I'm a delicate soul.