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Environmental Scientist

Bell Curve

1
5%

You love the environment but as a practical scientist you're a bit lacking. Never mind solving the world's problems, you still haven't figured out how to take a shower that lasts less than an hour. Shut the door!

2
25%

You have your own environmental science business. It's a tough way to make a buck, but somehow you are staying afloat. You probably should not have spent so much money on all that logo merch though.

3
50%

You work for an agency that strives to eliminate health hazards from public parks and swimming pools. You tell people you're in the Parks and Cardiopulminary Resuscitation Department.

4
75%

You work for a large national company that is making major breakthroughs in environmental technology every day. They didn't love your idea for the "Litterer-Thrasher" though.

5
95%

You have achieved the top supervisory and administrative role at the same national company. They now have to start production on the Litterer-Thrasher.

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