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Magician

Bell Curve

1
5%

You live out of your parent's basement and perform magic shows at the kid's birthday party next door. There's so little money in your bank account, you only need a penny teller.

2
25%

You're booking gigs across town. Fans are blogging that you could be the next Criss Angel. Unfortunately, your fans are 13.

3
50%

You signed a contract with an entertainment company to work a cruise ship. You travel to exotic lands while performing magic. That's a pretty good trick you pulled off.

4
75%

Your Vegas show opens up with rave reviews. The casino is extending your contract to the end of the year. Now if only you can keep away from the craps table….

5
95%

You are a household name. Your television show, tour, and DVD sales earn you seven figures. Sometimes you're so good you even convince yourself you're a wizard.

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