Fame

We're pretty sure we watched your story last night on VH1's Behind the Money. Amazing how you got back on the wagon after blowing half your fortune on Home Shopping Network purchases.

Yeah—keep dreaming. Unfortunately for you, the world is not a place where everybody knows your name. But everybody on Wall Street might know your name. And people who aren't on Wall Street may know it, too. You've heard of Warren Buffet, right? Bill Gross? Bill Miller? If you watch CNBC or have ever skimmed a Wall Street Journal, you oughta know. And they're rich. Seriously.

And there is, of course, the other way to get famous, but it always ends the same way: with you sharing a cell with Bubba for the next ten to fifteen years.