Photographer, Still Frame
See above. If you've got a cushy photography job (cushy safe, not cushy well-paying), then your biggest worries are really a bad neck from having a camera slung over it all day long. If you enlist in the military and become a spy, that’s a whole 'nuther nut. If the bad guys catch you, being water-boarded for a week will feel like a trip to Disneyland relative to what they will actually do to you.