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Tank Commander

Bell Curve

1
5%

You can't tell the Systems Panel from the Cappuccino Maker: Instead of a latte, you blew up the base. If you live to tell about it, enjoy your 10-15 year holiday stay at Guantanamo!

2
25%

The crew hates your guts and isn't motivated to do anything more than take a Sunday drive through the desert—without you. Better work on your leadership skills.

3
50%

You've managed to position your tank in the front line of a major battle. Unfortunately, you've been implicated a friendly fire incident. You will not be receiving Employee of the Month.

4
75%

The Bradley Assault Vehicle that you and your team command has racked up an impressive number of kills. You may be up for a promotion.

5
95%

Those medals on your chest are pretty heavy these days. Hopefully it won't cause a lens flare when they take the photo of you for Tank Battles Monthly.

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