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Truck Driver

Odds of Hanging On

If you just don't get into an accident or get tickets, you’ll go far. Literally. You can't show up drunk to work. You have to be at least somewhat in shape so that when a doctor takes your vitals, they aren't suggesting pinecaskets.com as a website you should check out.

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