Fame
Jimmy Hoffa. César Chávez. Big Bill Haywood. All famous. But that's like…three names. And they're not really all that famous. Do you care? If fame is what you seek, you'll do better to get caught streaking at the Super Bowl and have your fifteen minutes on YouTube.
However, you will be known by every Denny's waitress in town, because your boys will give a nod in your direction every time they pass by you sitting there in the corner booth, chowing down on your Moon Over My Hammy. It will make you look like a total rock star. No throwing television sets out of hotel windows, please. Get a hold of yourself.