Thoroughly Modern Milly(onaire) Mortgages
This was what the world was like for a half century, anyway, and buying a home was like a “guaranteed” path to wealth, retirement surety, and HEA (Happily Ever Afterness).
Then the gravitationally challenged (we don’t say “fat” at Shmoop, a word we do not think is very “phat”) lady stopped singing.
Do you care? You oughta.