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Orestes

Orestes

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Orestes's Wall

Wall

Who's got the best friend ever?

Pylades

I do!

No, I do!

Pylades

No, me!

No, me!

Pylades

Me!

Me!

Hermione

Please stop.

Yeah! Who's my favorite son?

Thanks, pops.

Why don't you come hang out with me and Menelaus by the pool this afternoon? Some friends of Helen are coming over. Bikinis galore!

No thanks, Dad.

Aw, come on. You deserve a little award for sticking that sword in your mother for me.

I'm trying to put that all behind me, Dad.

Don't tell me you're not proud of it. She stabbed me in the bathtub! She was sleeping with my cousin Aegisthus! OMG you killed him too, didn't you? Look, you have to come over. You will not regret it.

No thanks. I'm just going to hang with Pylades today. You know...play some ping pong.

What's with you and ping pong?

I know. It's random.

Electra

Hey, Orestes, want to go throw eggs at Mom's condo?

I'll pass.

Electra

Poop bombs?

Nope.

Electra

Axes?

Uh uh.

Electra

Missiles?

Electra! Stop!

Electra

She killed Daddy! She deserves to suffer!

That's my girl!

We're all dead now! Why can't we just let all the bad stuff that happened go?

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