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Sons of Horus's Wall

Wall

Hey guys!

Duamutef

Hi Nef! How's it going?

Pretty good. I got that perfume you asked for finished.

Imsety

Sweet! When can you bring it over?

I have to ask if I can come tomorrow. Last time I left the house without telling Mom, she tried to bite my head off.

Qebhsenuef

You're kidding?

No, he's not.

You're all grounded.

Hapy

What'd we do?

Duamutef

Huh?

You know exactly what you did.

Qebhsenuef

Um, how about a clue?

You left a stomach on my bathroom sink!

Imsety

Not me.

Hapy

Me neither.

Qebhsenuef

Stomachs? Nasty.

Duamutef

That's where it got off to! I thought I lost it! Thanks, Dad!

Imsety

Whoa, what's this?

It's for practice when we don't have any dead people to work on. Keep your skills up.

Duamutef

DUDE WE ARE IN IT! We look great!

I thought you'd dig that.

Hapy

Except it's a lot easier than it is for us in the embalming room.

Imsety

Sure. All we have to do is point and click.

Duamutef

On the Internet, everybody has hands.

You've outdone yourself, Anubis.

Hey, I know the kids like video games. So it just came to me.

Hapy

Hey, we're on the Internet again.

Imsety

We seem to be popular lately. What'd you find?

Hapy

This! We're clue number three.

Duamutef

Oooh, another video game!

Qebhsenuef

Did someone say video games?

No more games before your homework.

Hapy

Dad!

Imsety

Unfair!

Speaking of homework, Horus…don't you have some yourself?

Duamutef

Ha ha ha! Burned!

You watch it. I can still ground you. Even if I'm still a kid myself.

Duamutef

Imsety, how come you're the only one with a human head?

Imsety

I don't know. It's boring. I wish I had a cool head like you guys.

Hapy

There is nothing cool about having a baboon's head.

Duamutef

At least you don't have a dumb jackal head.

Qebhsenuef

Or a dumb falcon head.

What's this about dumb falcon heads?

Ra

likes this.

Sokar

likes this.

likes this.

What's wrong with jackal heads?

likes this.

And you did not just make fun of our baboon heads, did you, young man?

Imsety

Maybe it's not so bad to have a boring human head after all…

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