Hills Like White Elephants Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG

The characters had to have had sex at least once or they wouldn’t be talking about pregnancy, abortion, and marriage. But this is pretty much the opposite of a sexy story. We definitely don't suggest reading it to your sweetie in front of an open fire, or while walking barefoot along a beach—it's pretty much an anti-aphrodisiac.