Just like anything else—English, history, medicine, hard knocks—you learn best by going to school. With driving, it’s the same story. Your Uncle Sparky may think he’s the best parallel parker this side of the Ohio River, but you should trust the professionals.

If you haven’t been enrolled in a high school driver’s education course, seek qualified instruction from a state licensed driving school. They know what’s up. Instructors at these schools are required to maintain rigorous standards and must pass a test themselves every few years. Feel free to ask to see their identification card—it’ll give you some good practice for your future career as a bouncer.