A Russian Beauty Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

G

Nothing to see here. The closest thing that we get to steaminess in "A Russian Beauty" are some dates that Olga goes on but doesn't like. At the end we find out she died during childbirth, which means she must have been pregnant, which means there must have been some sex at some point. It's all shrouded in death, though, so it remains far from steamy.

Actually, the whole plot is that nothing steamy happens. That's the problem. And just when you think that something steamy (or romantic) is it going to happen, Olga dies. What a trick! If you're looking for steaminess, you should look someplace else. Like maybe Romeo and Juliet.