Scary Castle Is Scary
- Maurice is about as good at reading maps as Christopher Columbus and decides to take a shortcut into the scariest bit of haunted forest in sight. Bad things happen in these kinds of forests.
- Wolves pop in to up the ante and Maurice's horse, Philippe, exits stage right, leaving poor Maurice to wander about in terror.
- Luckily, he stumbles upon a terrifying, dark castle that no one seems to remember even existing.
- When Maurice manages to open the door, he's greeted by a talking candelabra, Lumiere (voiced by Jerry Orbach), and a grumpy mantle clock, Cogsworth (voiced by David Ogden Stiers).
- Lumiere directs Maurice to the Beast's study while Cogsworth's mother-hen objections echo through the halls.
- The Beast enters the room; clearly the last 10 years of solitude have done wonders for both his bad attitude and hygiene.
- The Beast throws a temper tantrum and makes the totally logical choice to imprison his charming guest.