The Eumenides Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

G

There's no real sex to speak of in this play, certainly nothing you'd call "steamy."

There is a little bit of icky birds-and-the-bees talk (doubly icky because of how sexist it is, from a modern perspective) when Apollo says that women are only incubators of embryos and only men are parents. But this is hardly a speech that cues up the "bow chicka bow bow" music or the smooth jazz saxophone.