- They fly home and manage to score some champagne from the flight attendant as a cancer-kid perk.
- Augustus's chest starts hurting, so he has to take some pills and falls asleep.
- Hazel gets home and talks to her dad, who says that he read An Imperial Affliction while she was gone.
- They also talk about the universe and how it wants to be noticed.
- The next day, Hazel goes over to Augustus's house and hangs out with him while he's going through all the cancer treatment stuff.
- Isaac comes over and they all hang out together and talk about how freaking messed up it was for Monica to just dump him because he was blind.
- Augustus comes up with the brilliant idea that they're going to go over and egg her car… and of course they go through with it.
- Hazel takes pictures while the boys vandalize freely, and it turns out that it's the last picture she ever takes of Augustus.