A side-by-side translation of Act 4, Scene 2 of Henry VI Part 2 from the original Shakespeare into modern English.
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Source: Folger Shakespeare Library | |
Enter Bevis and John Holland with staves. BEVIS Come, and get thee a sword, though made of a HOLLAND They have the more need to sleep now, then. BEVIS I tell thee, Jack Cade the clothier means to dress HOLLAND So he had need, for ’tis threadbare. Well, I BEVIS O miserable age! Virtue is not regarded in 10 HOLLAND The nobility think scorn to go in leather BEVIS Nay, more, the King’s Council are no good HOLLAND True, and yet it is said “Labor in thy vocation,” BEVIS Thou hast hit it, for there’s no better sign of a 20 HOLLAND I see them, I see them! There’s Best’s son, the BEVIS He shall have the skins of our enemies to make HOLLAND And Dick the butcher— BEVIS Then is sin struck down like an ox, and iniquity’s HOLLAND And Smith the weaver. BEVIS Argo, their thread of life is spun. 30 HOLLAND Come, come, let’s fall in with them. | Meanwhile, back on land, Bevis and Butthead—er, Holland are talking about how Jack Cade has a new plan for England and its government: he wants workers to have the honor from now on. |
Drum. Enter Cade, Dick the butcher, Smith the CADE We, John Cade, so termed of our supposed DICK, aside Or rather of stealing a cade of herrings. CADE For our enemies shall fall before us, inspired 35 DICK Silence! CADE My father was a Mortimer— DICK, aside He was an honest man and a good 40 CADE My mother a Plantagenet— DICK, aside I knew her well; she was a midwife. CADE My wife descended of the Lacys. DICK, aside She was indeed a peddler’s daughter, and 45 SMITH, aside But now of late, not able to travel with CADE Therefore am I of an honorable house. DICK, aside Ay, by my faith, the field is honorable; 50 CADE Valiant I am— SMITH, aside He must needs, for beggary is valiant. CADE I am able to endure much— 55 DICK, aside No question of that; for I have seen him CADE I fear neither sword nor fire. SMITH, aside He need not fear the sword, for his coat DICK, aside But methinks he should stand in fear of | Just then, Cade and some of his followers enter. Cade tries to make a speech, but our focus is split between what he's saying and the constant jokes and jabs from his buddies Dick and Smith. It's clear to us that Cade is actually a commoner from the jokes about his lineage. Cade tells the people that his dad was Mortimer and his mom was a Plantagenet, so that makes him a noble. Of course, all of this is totally made up, but he wants to get the support of the commoners by being above them. |
CADE Be brave, then, for your captain is brave and ALL God save your Majesty! 70 CADE I thank you, good people.—There shall be no DICK The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers. 75 CADE Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable | Cade tells his peeps that when he's king, there will be no money... but there will be all the beer you can drink, and lots of food, too. What, is this dude a member of the Polish Beer-Lovers' Party? Also on Cade's to-do list for his new government: (1) kill the lawyers, and (2) get rid of anyone who can read or write… |
Enter a Clerk of Chartham, under guard. SMITH The clerk of Chartham. He can write and read CADE O, monstrous! 85 SMITH We took him setting of boys’ copies. CADE Here’s a villain! SMITH H’as a book in his pocket with red letters in ’t. CADE Nay, then, he is a conjurer. DICK Nay, he can make obligations and write court 90 CADE I am sorry for ’t. The man is a proper man, of CLERK Emmanuel. DICK They use to write it on the top of letters.—’Twill CADE Let me alone.—Dost thou use to write thy CLERK Sir, I thank God, I have been so well brought ALL He hath confessed. Away with him! He’s a villain CADE Away with him, I say! Hang him with his pen One exits with the Clerk. | Cade's laying out his plan when a clerk comes in. Cade accuses him of being a monstrous villain and orders that he be hanged (with his pen and ink bottle, no less). He's not messing around about this reading-and-writing thing. |
Enter Michael. MICHAEL Where’s our general? CADE Here I am, thou particular fellow. MICHAEL Fly, fly, fly! Sir Humphrey Stafford and his 110 CADE Stand, villain, stand, or I’ll fell thee down. He MICHAEL No. 115 CADE To equal him I will make myself a knight | Michael, a messenger, comes in to tell Cade that Stafford is coming this way. Cade says it's no big thing. |
Enter Sir Humphrey Stafford and his Brother, with STAFFORD BROTHER CADE STAFFORD CADE BROTHER And what of that? CADE STAFFORD Ay, sir. 135 CADE BROTHER That’s false. CADE DICK SMITH Sir, he made a chimney in my father’s house, 145 STAFFORD ALL | Stafford enters with his soldiers and brother. He tells Cade and the rebels to get rid of their weapons, and no one will get hurt. Cade tells Stafford he's actually a noble, and he's in line to the throne. Stafford and his bro don't believe it, and there's bickering for a while. |
BROTHER CADE He lies, aside for I invented it myself.—Go to, DICK And, furthermore, we’ll have the Lord Saye’s CADE And good reason: for thereby is England mained STAFFORD CADE Nay, answer if you can. The Frenchmen are our ALL No, no, and therefore we’ll have his head! 170 BROTHER, to Stafford STAFFORD The Staffords, Soldiers, and Herald exit. | Then Stafford's brother accuses Cade of learning his little family history from York. Cade laughs and says he did no such thing. There's no time to deal with that, because Cade's buddy Dick chimes in to say that they're planning to take Lord Saye's head. Stafford and his brother argue with them about that. Stafford finally gets tired of the whole thing, declares Cade a traitor, and asks anyone who follows the king to leave with him. The brother says that, by the way, they're sending the king's army against these traitors. |
CADE DICK They are all in order and march toward us. 185 CADE But then are we in order when we are most out They exit. | After they leave, Cade tells the men that anyone who loves common people should come with him. He's not some fancy-pants noble; he's an honest man. |