Rhinoceros Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG

As far as sex goes, this play is a tame one. There is a fledgling love story between Berenger and Daisy, but it is brief. Couldn’t be much more when the lady up and turns into a rhinoceros right when the dude’s about to lay on his best lines. Or maybe because of that.

And while there are some great protestations of love (and some biting comments on the absurdity of love), the relationship couldn’t be called steamy.

Sure, the hordes of stampeding rhinoceroses might be enough to spook a kid, but hey, after getting your heart torn inside out in The Lion King? It ain’t no thang.