Virgin Suicides Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Virgin Suicides? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says, "This ain't TV, folks, this is how fast we go"?


Mary Lisbon
The skinny paramedic
The fat paramedic
Cecilia Lisbon
Q. Who tries to justify Cecilia's suicide as an accident saying, "We didn't want to quibble. How do you know she didn't slip?"?


Mr. Lisbon
Cecilia Lisbon
Father Moody
Mrs. Lisbon
Q. What are the fathers talking about when they say, "It was an accident waiting to happen [. . .] You couldn't get a policy to cover it," and "Our kids could jump on it, too"?


The trampoline
The guitar
The fence
The flag
Q. Who says, "That's what's so frightening. [. . .] Once they're out of you, they're different, kids are"?


Mrs. Lisbon
Dr. Hornicker
Mr. Lisbon
Lux
Q. Who writes, "With most people [. . .] suicide is like Russian roulette. Only one chamber has a bullet. With the Lisbon girls, the gun was loaded"?


Dr. Hornicker
Mary
Therese
Bonnie