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Q. What happens after the maiden's lover dies?
She gets a diet coke.
His horse rides off alone.
He goes to heaven.
She writes a letter to Congress.
Q. Into what does the babe's father tumble?
An igloo
A lake
A pool of sweat
A trench
Q. What does the babe's father do right before he dies?
Gulps
Spits
Raises his middle finger
Screams
Q. What is covering the mother's son in the poem's last stanza?
A Metallica shirt
A bunch of leaves
A shroud
A banana
Q. What are the drums doing in the second stanza?
Smiling
Booming
Sleeping
Nothing