Elementary, Middle or High School Teacher
You're famous! Unfortunately, it is for being implicated in a teacher-cheating scandal. And you were only trying to help....
You are in your second year as an elementary school teacher in a white bread suburb of Miami. You teach, they listen. No big whoop.
You are a biology teacher at the high school level at an inner-city school. You make better money than many other teachers, but you do have to go in to the doctor a couple of times a month to have your knife wounds inspected for bacterial infection.
You are a tenured English teacher at one of the top high schools in the country. You are finally making what the very lowest-tier teachers deserve to be making.
You are the most tenured teacher at the highest-ranked public school in the U.S., but you are more famous for your young adult bestseller: The Adventures of Poindexter Maximus, Extra Credit Overachiever Extraordinaire.