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Personal Financial Advisor/Private Wealth Manager

Physical Danger

The guy you advised to buy shares of HotNewCraze.com has a pretty nice set of golf clubs, and decides to make it a brain-basher night. You forget to lock your door, and all of a sudden this guy’s got your right eye laying four in the laundry basket. That is a pretty graphic example and, as it turns out, completely unnecessary, as this would never happen. So don't worry about it—you'll be fine.

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