New Hire at a small hatchery, Salary: $25k

All right, who's the wise guy who put detergent next to the baby fish food? Now you're the proud owner of a tank full of squeaky clean dead fish, and an empty bank account.

New Guy at a big hatchery, Salary: $32k

The vet said your stock tested positive for Sea lice. He added something about medication and cage alterations, but you were too busy burning all of your bedclothes.

Supervisor at a hatchery, Salary: $50k

Hooray, the biggest "crop" you've ever had. But for some reason, no one wants to buy your exotic cross-eyed pimplefish. Maybe you should rebrand.

Owner at a small hatchery, Salary: $60k

Ooh, a big government contract, breeding teeny-weeny fairy shrimp. On the "con" side, you have to stock up on magnifying glasses.

Owner of a commercial hatchery, Salary: $70k+

After years of careful trial and error, you've bred a strain of tilapia that matures quickly on half the feed, and thrives in your wind-powered, indoor fish farm. But your kid still refuses to eat fish. Figures.