Family Quotes

"A bit of talcum is always walcum."

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet.""

"Attica! Attica!"

"Baby, you're the greatest."

"Blood is thicker than water."

"Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise. I rise. I rise."

"Buongiorno, principessa!"

"Cut it out."

"Darlin' it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!"

"Don't have a cow, man."

"E.T. phone home."

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Get out of my chair, Meathead."

"Go home, Roger"

"Goodnight, John Boy."

"Hey, brother."

"Hey, HEY, hey!"

"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

"I need to know that I'm being heard."

"I think of myself as a man."

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."

"I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves, and I watch my daughters—two beautiful, intelligent, Black young women—playing with their dogs on the White House lawn."

"I was born a poor black child."

"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."

"I'm a monster!"

"I'm an excellent driver."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"I'm Larry, this is my brother, Darryl, and this is my other brother, Darryl."

"If the world would stop indulging wars and famines and other perils, it would be possible for human beings to embarrass each other to death."

"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa."

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

"It's a nice day for a white wedding."

"Jerome's in the house! Watch your mouth!"

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do."

"Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does.""

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

"Mom always liked you best."

"My biological clock is ticking like this."

"My mama told me, "You better shop around.""

"No wire hangers!"

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"Now cut that out!"

"Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife."

"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

"POW, right in the kisser!"

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."

"Stifle."

"Survey says!"

"The richest man in town."

"There's no place like home."

"This is no dream! This is really happening!"

"This is the people's war!"

"This thing called love, I just can't handle it."

"We all need somebody to lean on."

"What family doesn't have its ups and downs?"

"What I do have is a particular set of skills."

"What is your major malfunction?"

"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

"With great power comes great responsibility."

"Yabba dabba doo!"

"You are your possibilities. If you know that, you can do anything."

"You rang?"