Case File: The Morrigan vs. Cúchulainn
Police Reports
Case Description: The complainant is goddess of war, the Morrigan. She accuses Cúchulainn, the defendant, of blasphemy. She got all dolled up to go flirt with him, but Cúchulainn wasn't having any of it. He shook her off and she smacked him upside the head.
Case Status: Dismissed. The Morrigan knew he would die soon, so she didn't press further charges.