Monty Python and the Holy Grail Appearances Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Quote #1

MAN: Who's that there?

DEAD COLLECTOR: I don't know, must be a king.

MAN: Why?

DEAD COLLECTOR: He hasn't got s*** all over 'im.

The whole aesthetic of this scene, and maybe the conception of the entire scene itself, seems to be based on this punch line. As if the Terrys just thought about creating the grossest, dirtiest, most repugnant scene and then have Arthur "ride" through at the end, distinguishing his kingship from the dirty life of peasants. The peasants know at a glance that he's a king.

Quote #2

WITCH: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!

BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one!

WITCH: They dressed me up like this!

CROWD: We didn't! We didn't!

WITCH: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.

BEDEVERE: [lifts up the false nose] Well?

Here's a pretty straightforward take on the idea that people tend to create their own realities via false appearances. Even the wise Bedevere, who sees under the false nose, accepts the premise.

Quote #3

ARTHUR: Camelot!

GALAHAD: Camelot!

LANCELOT: Camelot!

PATSY: It's only a model!

ARTHUR: Shhh!

In five short lines of dialogue, all you need to know about the importance of political "spin," keeping up appearances, and the importance of maintaining mystery.