Pushed that tongue depressor in a little far there, didn't you, Doc? Lawsuit's in the mail.

You're a general practitioner at a small family practice in Duluth. When not seeing patients, you're working on a cure for the Minnesotan accent.

You practice at a mid-sized medical center in Arlington. You make good money and have great job security. Which is an excellent thing, because you're really not that good.

You're the sole GP at your own private practice—you've been doing this for years and have a solid reputation. Your office is in the heart of New York City, so you'll never not be busy.

You're world famous for your series of books about the importance of covering one's nose when one sneezes. It seemed like a bit of overkill at first, but everyone finally gets it.