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Odds of Getting In

Odds of Getting In

If it weren't competitive, it wouldn't be prestigious. Only about fifteen percent of elves graduating with a BE (that's Bachelor of Elving) degree are able to secure employment in the Workshop. Of those, only one in ten survive the first year. You'd have better luck working your way into a Tolkien novel.

But if you apply yourelf, are prepared to interview more than once, and walk into that tiny office with a won't-take-no-for-an-answer attitude, then you just might wriggle your way in.

However...you'll probably just have to take no for an answer. Seriously—don't argue with a hiring elf. It won't go well for you.