Day one, and someone took your suitcase, malaria medication, and your youngest child. What have you gotten yourself into?!

Two months into your assignment, and the village just built a mosque! But you're Baptist.... Apparently, they built it just to spite you. At least you're having some influence?

You converted your first soul today. It's the village madman, and he's the only soul you'll convert over the next six years on assignment. But a soul's a soul.

You've married into the community, you wear their dress now, and are fluent in three regional languages. You maybe haven't seen your friends from home in 20 years, but you have a new home now.

Eventually, you got so good at being a missionary that you decided to just found your own religion. To date, you've converted more than four million souls…making your religion the world's largest by far.