Tender Offer
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Isn’t that how all offers should be made? Tenderly? Like Elvis. Yeah, he was the king. "Love me tender….Love me Shmoop…" Sure, those were the original lyrics.
Anyway...tendering is just a fancy, semi-British-y word for asking. And it applies most often to governments and large corporate entities seeking bids for stuff.
Like, as part of its huge commitment to providing true diversity in communities, the U.S. government is going to build a chain of S&M establishments called Stocks and Bonds. So there will be bondage parlors in each of the 50 capital cities in America. With opposite stylings of a whip, it tenders for offers from contractors who submit bids to build the building shells, the noise reducers, the leather storage areas, the first aid facilities, and so on.
Why is this whole tender process needed? Like, why can’t the government just hire their buddies to go build it? Well, if they had no guidelines or, um…discipline…then the room for corruption and all kinds of misappropriation would be too big, and arrests would be made, and cuffs would come out. And not the fun kind. So there’s a process. The government tenderly asks for bids and then people…submit.
Well, the same applies to corporate America: things like takeover bids. Google is paying all cash to buy Netflix. They make a tender offer at 300 bucks a share to buy all of the shares out there. Why is it...tender? Because they are gently asking and hoping and praying that Netflix shareholders will, in fact, sell them their shares for 300 bucks a piece. Once Google has enough shares, they effectively own the company and can do with it what they will. Hopefully those Netflixers will…behave. Or else.
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be made you know tenderly like like Elvis and he was the king yeah you know [Man discussing tender offers]
Love Me Tender love me shmoop this last album anyway tendering is just a fancy [Elvis dancing on stage]
semi British II word for asking and it applies most often to governments and
large corporate entities seeking bids and you know for stuff like as part of
its huge commitment to providing true diversity in communities the US [Man wearing giant foam diversity finger]
government is going to build a chain of establishments called
stocks and bonds yeah these stocks and these bonds so there will be bondage [Wooden stocks and furry bonds appear]
parlors in each of the 50 capital cities in America with opposite stylings of a
whip it tenders for offers from contractors who submit bids to build the
building shells the noise reducers the you know leather storage areas the first
aid facilities yeah and it happens and so on why is this hole tender process [Man bent over a table and doctor walks away]
needed like why can't the government just hire their buddies to go out and
build it well if they had no guidelines or um discipline him then the room for
corruption in all kinds of misappropriation and it would be too big [Uncle sam stood beside woman on construction site]
and arrests would be made and cuffs would come out and file not the fun kind
so there's a process the government tenderly asks for bids and then people
you know submit well the same applies to corporate America things like takeover [Men shaking hands]
bids like good I don't know Google's paying all cash to buy Netflix they make
a tender offer at 300 bucks a share to buy all the shares out there why is it
tender well because Google is gently asking and hoping and praying that [Google hugging Netflix stock]
Netflix shareholders will in fact sell them their shares for 300 bucks apiece
once Google has enough share as well they effectively own the company
remember the common shares both the board and they can do with it what they
want hopefully those Netflix errs will you know behave these guys really just [Man smashing TV]
need to Netflix and chill