A sign that there was a disfiguring accident at the plant that made your guacamole? A bad date that you let go way too far?
Nope. It’s actually a term for getting bad stock advice.
Your meathead dolt of a cousin starts telling you that you should invest in the company that makes the protein shakes he likes to drink before his iron-pumping sessions. You ignore him for a while, but his sheer tenacity overwhelms you. You buy some shares. The next day, the FDA announces they are shutting the company down. Your investment tanks. Tip from a dip.
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Finance: What is a stock rating?3 Views
Finance allah shmoop what is a stock rating Buy sell
hold that's about it Those are the ratings only three
of them stock brokers usually employ what is called a
self side analyst who writes investment reports on the favorability
or lack thereof of buying a given stock or bond
at a given price They're framed generally as within this
price range This stock is raided bye meaning they liked
the stock here for a given period forward maybe a
quarter or two maybe the next five years but the
rating doesn't specifically say by a twenty seven dollars and
twelve cents it just says by why Well it starts
with the fact that anyone who's good it actually picking
stocks would pick stocks and do that for a living
or for their own account There's almost no other legal
career on the planet where an individual can work fewer
hours and make more money than if they can read
a crystal ball of stock picking futures and invest their
own money Well remember that you could have bought twenty
five grand worth of amazon two weeks after its aipo
in the late nineteen nineties and today that would be
worth tens of millions of dollars with you doing nothing
all along the way how's that feel so it's a
fair question to ask Why would someone publish a stock
rating at all when statistically their ratings are no better
than a monkey throwing bananas at a dartboard Well the
reality is that brokerage is used to make decent money
on commission's before computers took so much of a profit
margin spread from the business for decades the role of
the analyst was to keep the attention of company management
so that when the company did a financial offering or
sold themselves to an acquire or will the company then
would hire the investment bank for their lucrative to the
bank investment banking services And when that management sold their
shares in the company that they were managing they put
those cash proceeds as investments in the lucrative to the
bank Proprietary hedge funds i e the bank's own hedge
funds ones they managed and made tons of profit from
So not surprisingly in most times in history when eighty
seven analysts were covering a given stock eighty six of
them had strong buy ratings on the stock with a
little asterisk which led to another one at the bottom
of the page That said when you do lucrative banking
deals please pick me me mean well this fact was
shouted out loudly in the mid nineteen nineties and banks
quickly adjusted as they were kind of shame for being
willing to publish anything tto win banking business and like
did we expect anything different from them really well those
new regulations required analyst to segment top middle and bottom
third enthusiasm levels that they held in their ratings of
stocks at given price points like they couldn't be strong
by on everything their success or failure in actually picking
Could stocks however did not change but the asterisks with
the mimi me things basically went away and yeah they're
still bad stock pickers go with the monkeys and their 00:03:04.07 --> [endTime] bananas Why Well because the banana has appeal
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