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Intro

The Ohio State University (never to be confused with a different OSU campus) is my full name. Scarlet and gray are my colors. The block O is my logo. I am one of the largest universities in the nation and the tomato is a fruit, in spite of what you may have heard.

My doctor says I'm suffering from an "Overabundance of Awesome." It may grow to wildly dangerous proportions and make every other university feel terribly inferior to me. But I assure you, no one was more surprised about this diagnosis than me.

If I'm being completely honest, I'm one of the most academically diverse universities in the U.S. I offer over 150 majors across 14 colleges, over 1,000 active student organizations, close to 20 male and 20 female varsity sports, one of the largest rec sports programs, top academic rankings across most colleges, and one of the largest research institutions in America.

Basically, I'm the Ivy of the state schools, and believe me, the Ivies are lucky I'm a public school and not in their conference.

I may come across as cocky, but my love for my incredible alumni is completely based off of pride—pride for being a university that leads across so many facets of the athletic, academic, and extracurricular worlds. Pride for those who have overcome so much adversity in life and graduated with an Ohio State degree to go into the world and do incredible things. Becoming a Buckeye is truly an incredible opportunity.

PS: I'm just kidding about the overabundance of awesome. And by "just kidding" I mean "ridiculously serious and dedicated to making this happen."

Name

Brutus Buckeye. Yes, that is a large tree nut. No, buckeyes are not lame. The catch, you ask? They are poisonous. I won't fight unless I am provoked. Actually, that's a lie.

Hometown

Newly nicknamed Cbus, Columbus is the "biggest small town in America," 15th largest U.S. city, and the capital of Ohio. The rest of Ohio is pretty much one giant cornfield.

Birthdate

MDCCCLXX Figure it out yet? Here's a hint... It was a warm, summer morning in 1870...

Body Type

With over 50,000 students across over 1,700 acres, I realize I sound pretty huge. But I'm all muscle, baby (swipe right, ladies)—from my five different rec centers on campus and over 1,000 active student organizations.

Have I ever overheard the ladies say, "Oh, he's totes hot! Look at those biceps!"? All too often. Will I encourage you to ever use the word "totes?" Absolutely not…unless you're talking about the plural of tote bags.

Current Living Situation

Most freshmen live in one of the thirty-one dorms across campus. Well, they pretty much have to, but that's not a bad thing. More and more sophomores are living on campus because dorms are continually being built and upgraded. The newest ones are nicer than hotels, even. Seriously.

The meal plan is fantastic and High Street offers lots of great food that's practically on campus. There's a traditional dining plan for campus cafeterias and a "Block" plan for $5 increments used in cafeterias or campus stores and restaurants. I tend to encourage the Block plan, as it's way more flexible and offers the best of both worlds. Like Miley Cyrus.

Columbus is a cultural city and very indie-art heavy. Concerts and athletic events are offered every night.

Bikes are handy, but not necessary, and the campus and city bus systems are beyond easy and free to all students. There's lots of parking surrounding campus, but at busy times, parking can be a challenge.

Those living off-campus are either Ohio residents or renting a house with a group of friends. Greek life is not super popular, but it does have a place at OSU.

Relationship Status

It is the rivalry of all rivalries. It has torn apart families, ruined relationships, and threatened friendships. Never wear navy and yellow together and never say the word "Michigan." It should always be replaced with "that state up North" or, when written, "M*ch*gan." Didn't your geography and spelling instructors teach you anything? On Beat Michigan Week, all of the letter Ms on campus buildings and signs are removed or covered.

Yeah, we take our rivalry pretty seriously.

Religion

Anything and everything Ohio State. If someone yells, "O-H!" you'd better respond by screaming, "I-O!"

I am one of the largest universities in the nation. We welcome all, encourage all, and respect all. Diversity-approved.

Politics

Once again, that whole diversity thing pretty much covers it. We've got a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of "be yourself!"

You should apply to me if...

you're looking for "The One." You know, that college where you grow up and transform into the best version of yourself. I like my students to be passionate about anything because I can offer you everything...and I have the absolute best fans in the world. Go Bucks!

Website

http://www.osu.edu