Meet the Cast
Bartholomew Cubbins
Bartholomew Cubbins is the golden child. No, no, not The Golden Child, staring Eddie Murphy. (How do you even remember that film?) He's the child with the heart of gold whose social status doesn't...
King Derwin
Too bad for the Kingdom of Didd. Their King, King Derwin, is not too bright a fellow. When he sees that Bartholomew Cubbins has not removed his hat for the royal procession, he drops everything, ha...
Grand Duke Wilfred
Grand Duke Wilfred is the nephew to the King, and Bartholomew's opposite in every conceivable way. Okay, not every conceivable way. They both wear tights. But even a healthy love of bun-huggers doe...
Minor Characters
Sir AlaricSir Alaric is the Keeper of the King's Record. In other words, he's a professional recorder in the days before computers. As such, his job is to keep track of how many hats multiply atop...