The Luckiest Person Alive
- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the chapter where we all cry.
- Hallie is dead.
- The Minister of Agriculture is sending Codi Hallie's plate and cup, and her books and journals—but not her body, which Hallie wanted to stay in Nicaragua as fertilizer.
- Codi is basically destroyed.
- Codi goes with Loyd to sign a bunch of paperwork, because there's a lot of that when people die.
- On their way, Codi and Loyd pass an accident in which someone else has clearly died, and Codi freaks out because there's no control in life and terrible things just happen all the time.
- We feel ya, Codi. Pass the tissues.