Aten's Conversations
Wall
Hey, I'm the new king around here. I'm Amenhotep.
You're right, you know. How about we become pals?
Fine by me. I changed it to "Akhenaten." It means "He who is of service to Aten."
Hey, honey. You're looking pretty shiny this morning. Can I wipe your brow with a cool cloth?
Hey! I know you guys are friends, but keep the flirting to a
minimum, will you?
likes this.
is watching the Phoenix Suns demolish their rival team. How can the Lakers (or anything tied to water) compare to solar power? Get wrecked, ya puddle squad.
Aten, you've got some major explaining to do, bud.
likes this.
threw a bottle of sunscreen at Aten.
can't believe people don't get me. I'm the actual sun itself, not the god of the sun. Get it straight, people!
Uh, Aten? Sorry to bug you, but we're gonna have to let you go.
Oh really now? I suppose you just stumbled upon another Great Eternal Source of Life-Giving Light, huh? Unlikely.
Oh, yeah, no. You're still stuck in that job. We just want to go back to having the old gods.
I dare. Tutankhaten's gonna change his name to Tutankhamun.
is hanging out at Jamba Juice. This place is dead as a tomb. Anybody feel like coming over and getting a smoothie? I'm buying!
IS A STRONG INDEPENDENT SOLAR DEITY WHO DON'T NEED NO WORSHIPERS. I AM A GOD. HURRY UP WITH MY DANG CROISSANT.
Aten, I know you must miss all that worship. What are you gonna do with
yourself now?
Ugh. I can't believe there's a fourth guy honoring Amun. Again. I'm the sun itself - shouldn't I get some more cred? Get your priorities straight people!