Athena (Minerva)'s Conversations
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Just wondering if my mother Metis is faring well within the belly of Zeus.
Actually, it's kind of gross in here.
It's everywhere these days.
Wishing that Zeus would kindly release Metis from his belly.
Please, you can have him. He swallowed me!!!
Pondering the strategic benefits of splitting of Zeus's belly.
Please!
Dear Athena, goddess of wisdom and war, I am ten years old. There's a bully in my class who is really mean. His name is Anatoli Papadopoulos. Could you help me stand up to him?
Oh, brave warrior, I've been watching you. I admire your strength and bravery in the face of such an ugly coward. I will indeed help you put Mr. Anatoli Papadopoulos in his place. Expect a message from me soon.
This is so awesome. You are my favorite goddess :-)
Hey, sis, I'm DYING to throw a party at your temple in Athens. Cool?
Oh, come on! It would be off the chain!!
A Trojan horse! Has anyone ever told you that you are a genius, Athena?
I hate you, you evil witch.
Dear, if you ever held any hope that I might restore you to your human form, consider that hope crushed.
I'm going to fill your temple with spiders.
Athena, goddess divine, thank you so much for your help with Medusa. I worship at your altar. (P.S. I hope you like the present I sent you!)
Oh, she's fine. She's built a cozy apartment just above my spleen.