Bast's Conversations

Bast's Conversations

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Bast

Off looking for mice.

Sekhmet

Hungry, are we?

Bast

No. One of the temple kittens stole my trackball.

Anubis

likes this.

Ra

Daughter, have you seen my Eye? I think I'm getting a headache without it, and I don't know where it got off to this time.

Bast

Which one?

Ra

What do you mean, which one? My Eye.

Bast

Which one? There's me, Ma'at, Sekhmet, Wadjet, Isis, Nephthys, Mut, Pakhet, Tefnut, Hathor….you have a lot of Eyes.

Ra

I think I know why I have a headache.

Bast

posted a photo.

Bast

Hey, Hathor! Happy birthday! I had my priests pay some masons to carve you a pillar in my temple. Do you like it?

Hathor

OOOooooooooooo! It's pink! <3 < 3 <3 Thank you so much!

Horus

Looking fine, lady mine.

Bast

Awww.

Hathor

:D <3 <3 <3

Isis

I love your hair! Look at how well they carved your wig!

Ptah

You should send those masons to Memphis. They do good work. I might have some projects for them.

Bast

Sure thing, sir! Just as soon as they finish carving the rest of my temple.

Anubis

posted a link 

Bast

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THAT POOR KITTEN?!

Anubis

Nothing. I thought it was silly.

Isis

It's annoying is what it is.

Horus

likes this.

Thoth

It's fascinating. Does it do anything else besides loop over and over?

Bast

THEY TURNED A KITTEN INTO A POP TART! DOES NO ONE CARE?!

Anubis

It's not real. Chill out.

Seth

likes this.

Bast

Sorry. Overreacted.

Sekhmet

It happens. I understand.

Hathor

likes this.

Bast

The next person who posts something about cheeseburgers or spells words in a stupid way with cat pictures is going to get their face ripped off. I mean, really. We know how to spell, and we're not stupid.

Anubis

Can haz grammar, huh?

Bast

Shut up, Fido.

Anubis

Is Ceiling Cat watching me? Or are you Basement Cat now?

Bast

I'm warning you. I have claws.

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