- During the dance number, the flare gun that the girls aim at the Lady 'Stache Gun won't fire because of the humidity. Oh, the humidity! They keep dancing, and start silently panicking.
- The fake rebels stand and aim at the girls.
- The curtains part and Taylor's Miss Miss statue appears and rattles down the runway. Taylor's voice monologues nonsense. At last—the perfect distraction.
- There's a message on the back of the sash just for the beauty queens: Run.
- So they run. And the statue explodes.