Deadpool Quotes

WADE: Rough childhood?VANESSA: Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born. WADE: Daddy left before I was conceived.VANESSA: Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?WADE: Where else do...

DEADPOOL: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. So you've gotta hold onto love tight— Deadpool grips Dopinder's finger. Dopinder winces. DEAD...

VANESSA: So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door?WADE: Think of it like spring cleaning, only if spring was death.

DOPINDER: Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? DEADPOOL: Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder, and I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks, si...

DEADPOOL: I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down.

COLOSSUS: I've given Deadpool every chance to join us, but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man? NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHE...