Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Diary of a Madman? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Where is the human brain?
It is in the head except when it's on drugs, then it's in that frying pan thing
It is in Hamburg
It is in the nose
It is brought by a wind from the direction of the Caspian Sea
Q. What is ambition caused by?
Lack
The Grand Inquisition
A little blister under the tongue with a little worm in it the size of a pinhead
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Q. If you get in a carriage in the morning in Saint Petersburg, Russia, and drive really fast, when will you reach the Spanish border?
Between 40 and 45 hours, depending on which recommended route you follow
A couple of weeks if you go sightseeing along the way
I'd rather fly
Half an hour
Q. Does anyone live on the moon?
No, the moon landing was a government hoax
Yes, coopers from Hamburg
Yes, noses
Yes, the noted English chemist Wellington
Q. What does the Dey of Algiers have under his nose?
Nothing. His nose moved to another Gogol story
A bump
A baby bump
A mustache