The Diary of a Madman Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Diary of a Madman? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. When a man goes crazy in 19th century Russia, who does he think he is?


The Queen of Spain
The Tsar
Maria Sharapova
The King of Spain
Q. If a man pulls you aside and says "You're over forty—it's time you got smart. What are you dreaming of? Do you think I don't know all your pranks? […] Well, take a look at yourself, only think, what are you? You're a zero, nothing more," what horrible things do you write about him in your diary?


Devil take him, his face bears a slight resemblance to a druggist's bottle, with a tuft of hair curled into a forelock sticking up, smeared with some pomade.
I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.
His nose isn't made of gold, it's the same as mine or anybody else's; he doesn't eat with it, he smells; he doesn't cough, he sneezes.
He's a doornail. An ordinary doornail, a simple doornail, nothing more.
Q. You just became the king of Spain, so naturally, you stop going to your old job. How long before your manager comes by to tell you to go to the office?


One day
One week
logb(x) days if and only if x=b y
More than three weeks
Q. What kind of performance does Poprishchin go to?


A classical music concert
The Ballet Russe
A Beatles tribute band
A vaudeville show
Q. Which of the below is not a feature of Medji's letters?


Something doggy in the writing
Extremely uneven style
References to Maria Sharapova
Thoughts borrowed from some work translated from German