Eurydice's Conversations

Eurydice's Conversations

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Eurydice

Love you, Orpheus!

Orpheus

Love you.

Eurydice

Love you more.

Orpheus

No me!

Eurydice

No ME!

Eros

You guys even gross me out.

Eurydice

Major shout out to Dionysus! Thanks for having Orpheus dismembered. I'm so glad he's with me now in the Underworld.

Dionysus

Hey, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's having people dismembered.

Orpheus

I have to say, I'm a little uncomfortable with this conversation.

Persephone

Hey, Eurydice. How about you and Orpheus come by the Palace tonight?

Eurydice

We might have plans. I'll check. ☺

Persephone

Have you checked on those plans yet?

Eurydice

Oh, just have to ask Orphy. He should be home soon.

Persephone

Eurydice??

Eurydice

Oh, sorry! Yeah, Orpheus just wants to stay in tonight.

Persephone

You're avoiding me. Aren't you?

Eurydice

No... no... never, Your Majesty.

Persephone

Just tell me why you won't come over.

Eurydice

Isn't this kind of an awkward thing to talk about on a public wall?

Persephone

Tell me, or I'll have you and Orpheus dumped into Tartarus.

Eurydice

And you wonder why you don't have friends…

Persephone

That was hurtful.

Eurydice

Ugh, why can't at least one tree grow in the Underworld?

Apollo

It would help if Hades would let me drive my sun chariot down there.

Helios

That's my sun chariot, jerk. You stole my job!

Apollo

Just get over it, loser.

Eurydice

Guys, go argue on your own walls.   

Charon

How about coming on a little boat ride today?

Eurydice

Uh... yeah... how about not?

Charon

It'll be fun.

Eurydice

No it won't.

Charon

You didn't have fun on our first voyage together?

Eurydice

You were taking me into the world of the dead.

Charon

I thought we had a lovely conversation.

Eurydice

You are creepy, and I am unfriending you.

Charon

Please, no! I hardly have any friends.

Eurydice

Is it really so hard to figure out why?

Charon

☹

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