Freyja's Conversations

Freyja's Conversations

Wall

Odin

Hey, baby. Meet me tonight?  Same time, same place?

Freyja

We'll see, Odie. 

Odin

You know you miss me.

Freyja

How's that sorcery homework coming along?

Odin

You'll just have to find out.

Freyja

Sigh.

Frey

Oh, wait, what's your name again?  I forget 'cause you've kind of DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.  Call me, sis.

Freyja

Sorry sorry!  I've been totes busy.

Loki

Hey, Frey-Frey, I hear the dwarves are lonely ever since Snow White left with her prince.  Heheheh.

Freyja

DISLIKE.  I'm so close to de-friending you, Loki.

Odin

NOT COOL, Loki.  Watch your back.

Loki

I'm so scared.

Middle Earthling Visitor

Hello, Your Radiance.  I would just like to tell you how gorgeous I think you are.  Thank you for the bountiful harvest this year!  I am sending you my best goat to express my gratitude.

Freyja

Sweet!  Thanks!

Odin

Dang, I sure do like it when you wear that feather dress.

Thor

Stop being so gorgeous all the time.  People are stealing my hammer to get your attention. 

Frey

Midnight showing of Harry Potter?

Freyja

Oh em ghee.  YES.

Odin

You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Freyja

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Hnoss

Hi mom!

Freyja

Get OFF my Wall this very instant, young lady.  No more Internet until you change the chariot cats' litter box.

Loki

Hey Freyja, can I borrow your feather dress tomorrow?  Asgard business.

Freyja

No way. Last time you borrowed it you brought it back with mustard stains on it. The dry cleaner charged me two gold bracelets.

Loki

Wait a minute. Are you going against the Aesir gods? I said I have business.

Freyja

Okay, okay, fine. But no fast food pit stops while you're in my dress. I mean it.

Loki

You're the best. I'll be over at 5 to pick it up.

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