Geb and Nut's Conversations

Geb and Nut's Conversations

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Nut

I wish I could sleep.

Geb

Something bothering you?

Nut

Not really. Just can't sleep.

Geb

Would you like me to sing to you again?

Nut

Yes. Can you sing that one song again?

Geb

You mean Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?

Nut

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Pharaoh Ramses II

Are you in a better mood today, Your Majesty?

Geb

Maybe. It was a bad day yesterday. Why do you ask?

Pharaoh Ramses II

My people in Thebes want to know if it's safe to go back to their homes near the Valley on the west bank. Seems all the rocks started falling on the workmen's village last night.

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Geb

Oh. I'm sorry!

Nut

I told you to stop stomping your feet. Every time you throw a tantrum, somebody dies.

Geb

I'll be more careful, dear.

Nut

posted an Event on Geb's wall: Anniversary Party

Shu

Don't even think about showing up, son.

Tefnut

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Geb

But Dad, it's my wedding anniversary!

Nut

But Dad, I never get to see him!

Shu

No buts. You stay separated, and that's that.

Nut

This is not fair!

Geb

Well, it would be hard for everybody to live if Dad didn't keep us apart, dear.

Nut

I guess. Can't they hold their breath for a little while? I miss you.

Geb

I miss you, too. Can you turn off that cosmic radiation?

Nut

Not really.

Geb

Then I guess we'll have to figure out a way to make it happen next year.

I know how you feel, Mom. Haven't seen Osiris since Seth sent him to the land of the dead. It's so unfair.

Nut

You'll get used to it, sweetheart.

Happy Father's Day, Dad. I hope I am half the king you are.

Geb

Well, son, I doubt you'll ever be as big as I am.

I didn't mean literally.

Geb

Oh. Sorry. I'm a little slow sometimes. Your mother says I have rocks for brains.

Nut

Well, it's true, isn't it?

Mortal

Great Lord Geb, why aren't you above us? Everyone outside of Egypt says the earth is our mother and not our father.

Geb

Maybe they're wrong?

Nut

Well, I think if Geb were on top, you'd have problems walking, don't you think?

Mortal

Hm. Maybe they are wrong. Father Earth it is!