Pulp FictionDanny Zuko has hips like Tony Manero with a full-blown case of Saturday night fever. He has a slick image like Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction. And considering the weird fantasy he has i...

Sandy CheeksSandy's just your normal, average, everyday girl next door—if your next door neighbor is an Australian with a truly amazing set of pipes who can somehow cause cars to fly.If you think...

Rough Around the EdgesSandy and Danny are loveable, but they're like a white bread sandwich. And by that, we mean a piece of white bread between two other pieces of white bread. No butter. Untoaste...

Stand By HimOut of our four main characters—Danny, Sandy, Rizzo, and Kenickie—Kenickie is the least complicated. In fact, his name is the most complicated thing about him. Is it short for somet...

Pretty in Pink Although the T-Birds are basically interchangeable (we'll trade you a Doody for a Putzie), the Pink Ladies are so different, we only know they're in the same social circle because of...

Birds of a Greasy FeatherA T-Bird can be three things: a car, the second-to-last boss of the Nintendo game Zelda II, or a greaser that looks like he fell from the pages of The Outsiders. Aside from...

Cha Cha SlideCha Cha is Leo's Gal. Cha Cha smooches Kenickie at the dance. Cha Cha may have been Danny's gal. Cha Cha is everyone's gal. Which means the Pink Ladies hate her. Take this snide commen...

Get Over HereIf Grease were more like The Outsiders, Leo (Dennis Stewart), the leader of the T-Birds' rival gang The Scorpions, would engage Kenickie in Mortal Kombat…er, combat. However, this is...

Popular PattyPatty Simcox is your generic popular girl…except she's nice. Patty Simcox runs for student government, is a cheerleader, and is a killer dancer. Did you see that forward flip during...

Peep At TomTom Chisum is your generic jock guy. He's athletic. He plays football. He's hot. He's stupid. (He gets his foot stuck in his football helmet. Don't ask.) And he's in the movie to show us...

Revenge of the NerdEugene is your generic nerd character. He works on the party planning committee. He wears glasses with lenses thicker than the panes between prisoners and visitors at a maximum-s...

KRPR RadioVince Fontaine is a radio DJ in the vein of Dick Clark from his American Bandstand days. Fontaine hosts a live dance show called National Bandstand. He's also a grown man who hits on teen...

Too Cool for SchoolRydell is the coolest high school. Not because of the students—you can't get much more uncool than Sonny—but because of the staff and faculty. They are led by Principal Calho...