Noises
George Bergeron's handicapping ear radio blares all sorts of annoying noises into his ear, and we don't mean Nickelback songs. Does the Noise in His Head Bother You?Nope, we means noises like—bot...
Television
News flash: not everything you see on TV is real—not even reality TV. Or news. And the same goes double for the world of "Harrison Bergeron."We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Execution Abo...
Weights
In "Harrison Bergeron," only the weak survive—because people who are labeled "strong" end up having to carry bags filled with lead weights around their necks. And Harrison Bergeron must be a supe...
Masks
When Jim Carrey puts on a mask, he gets superpowers. But not in 2081.SSSSMOKIN' Hot? Try Smokin' Not In 2081, beautiful women have to wear masks to hide their radiance. We're not sure if this appli...