- Our first class is Divination, taught by the batty Professor Trelawney.
- Today she's teaching the reading of tea leaves. You can practice this technique at your local Starbucks after a hot Oprah chai.
- Hermione thinks this whole class is a load of rubbish.
- When Trelawney looks into Harry's teacup, she says he has "the Grim." Is that a new Frappuccino flavor?
- After class, Hermione says Ancient Runes is the superior class.
- Ron doesn't understand how she would know that, because that class is at the same time as Divination.
- Hermione: how could anyone be in two classes at once?
- Maybe Hermione has a twin. You know, we've never seen Emma Watson and Hermione Granger in the same room at the same time…