Hermes (Mercury)'s Conversations
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Hey everyone, DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.
Peitho
Rough day at work?
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Having a jam session with Apollo tonight.
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HERMES! WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING AN iPHONE IF YOU NEVER RETURN MY TEXTS?
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Lost his winged sandal. Again.
Peitho
Where was the last place you remember seeing it?
Peitho
Why don't we ask Hephaestus to make you some new ones?
Pan
Whoopsies. I might have borrowed them.
Pan
Sorry, Dad. There was this really rad costume party last night, so I borrowed your sandals. But I may have lost one while skinny-dipping with the nymphs.
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I've been texting you for hours. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Ever notice that your name sounds like a disease?
Rough day at work?