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Q. When Yoyo's father forbids her from giving the speech she wrote for her ninth grade ceremony, what does she call him?
A big meanie-head.
Chapita, a nickname for Trujillo.
an old man
Daddy Dearest
Q. Why do Papi and Fifi have a huge falling out?
Papi wants Fifi to marry one of his patients.
Papi wants to send Fifi to live in the Dominican Republic...permanently.
Papi snoops in Fifi's drawers and reads her love letters, then gets mad because she's obviously having sex.
Fifi refuses to name her baby after Papi because she thinks "Carlos" is an ugly name.
Q. Why is it scandalous for Fifi to be dating Manuel Gustavo?
he's Haitian
he's her illegitimate cousin
he's gay
he supported Trujillo
Q. When Sandi peeks into a shed in her art teacher's backyard, what does she see?
an American woman kissing her dad
a crazy naked sculptor doing sexual things to a statue of the Virgin Mary
her art teacher taking a bath
a group of men plotting to overthrow Trujillo
Q. Why does Papi get super embarrassed at his seventieth birthday party?
He doesn't want people to know how old he is.
He can't stop belching.
His daughter Fifi gives him a sexual kiss that turns him on. In front of everybody.
He cries. In front of everybody.